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Here you will find interesting facts on the humor therapy, advices on how to entertain and improve your sense of humor, secrets to getting people's attention, funny jokes and much more.

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Humor Therapy

Have you ever noticed that you simply feel better after a good belly laugh? It has been proven by researchers that humor promotes physical, mental and spiritual health. The bodyís healing system responds favorably to positive attitudes, thoughts, moods, and emotions and negatively to negative ones. Laughter, caused by humor, especially funny joke, most of all strengthen your health and immune system, helps both your mind and body feel better. Research showed that people with a better sense of humor joke (meaning that they laugh more and find more humor joke in their everyday life) have stronger immune systems. They are less likely to get colds or be infected. That stimulates everyone to improve his or her sense of humor and read more funny jokes.

  "A clown is like an aspirin, only he works twice as fast." (Groucho Marx)

Humor affects your mind in certain ways.
When you hear funny joke and laugh, endorphins, which are brain chemicals, are released. Endorphins give you a feeling of well-being, better thinking skills, pain doesnít bother you as much.

  "Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully." (Max Eastman)

When you hear a funny joke, watch a humorous video and laugh, helper T-cells in your immune system are activated and increased in number. These cells have the role of seeking out and destroying tumor cells in the body, help kill germs, and new cells are produced faster.
When you hear a funny joke, watch a humorous video and laugh, pulse and blood pressures become lower, your temperature gets warmer and your muscles contract and relax; experiments showed that people relax muscles more quickly after watching funny clip, funny video, funny photos, than after looking at beautiful scenery.
When you hear a funny joke, watch a humorous video and laugh, you push residual air out of your lungs until you canít push out any more, then you take a deep breath and start the same process all over again. Thus you get rid of the excess carbon dioxide and water vapor and replace it with oxygen-rich air.
When you hear a funny joke, watch a humorous video and laugh, your heart is racing, even after 20 seconds. Laughter provides an excellent source of cardiac exercise. Put your hand over your heart when you stop laughing. It will remain elevated for 3-6 minutes. Some refer to laughter as "internal jogging." You can train your heart several times a day, just by hearing funny jokes

Remember that your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make a significant contribution to your health. It's FREE medicine! So read humorous articles,  hear funny jokes as many as possible and think out  funny jokes yourself, laugh and become more healthy!

  "There aren't much fun in medicine, but thereís a heck of a lot of medicine in fun." (Josh Billings)

Humor, especially funny joke, is effective for reducing tension. It was discovered that rowing on an exercise machine 100 times was about the same as laughing for 10 minutes. Your muscles grow stronger from the tightening and relaxing.

Humor is your first friend in the tough days. It has been recognized that stress weakens the immune system, leaving you more vulnerable to illness. But humor reduces the level of stress hormones in the blood, helps to get rid of worry, anger and sadness. When you're depressed, your mood is sad and nothing seems interesting or pleasurable. The sense of humor abandons many people when they need it the most. But those, who friends with humor, cope with difficulties in no time, forget about problems and go further. It has been proved that our thoughts cause feelings. Try to find a light side of the situation. Take it easy! Try to be much more optimistic, make fun of the situation, say pleasant words to yourself, joke or laugh at yourself.

"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." (Dame Edna Everage)

Humor helps to avoid conflicts. When you turn misunderstanding into a joke you kill two birds with one stone: avoid conflict, save 1000s nerve cells and get one more friend. Only don't be too sarcastic, because you may hurt smb.'s pride. Thus you will more likely get an opponent than a friend.

! If you manage to bring your sense of humor to your problems in areas such as finances, work, social relationships, health and family life you'll improve the quality of your life and become more happy.

 

How to Entertain and How to Get People's Attention

Here are important things you have to remember, when using humor:

  you have to know whatís funny.
if you tell a joke and no one likes it, laugh at it yourself.
ad-lib, lie.
Funny joke is the first thing where lie is allowed and success guarantee.

There are two main keys to a funny joke:

1. Fantasy.

It has become known that the child has excellent imagination. The elder the person the worse imagination. Feel lack of creativity? Fail to make people laugh? Don't trouble! That'll come. Train your imagination. One of the best exercises is to lapse into day-dreams. You may dream about different pleasant things, e.g. dream of a better future. Thus you will kill two birds with one stone. Firstly, your dreams (positive thoughts) will attract desirable reality. It has been proven by scientists that our thoughts create our life. Secondly, you will increase your imagination.

Say unexpected things. When your friend asks you what you did for your weekend and you say you wrestled with a wild boar on Sunday and won, that would be funny joke because it's impossible, so unexpected.

Have you ever wondered why do tales succeed?
Fantasy. Unexpected and unusual things attract our attention.

Below you will find quotes regarding creativity, fantasy and imagination of the famous people:

"Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence." (Norman Podhoretz)

"There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds." (G.K. Chesterton)

"To think creatively, we must be able to look afresh at what we normally take for granted." (George Kneller)

"When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge." (Tuli Kupferberg)

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." (Dr. Theodore Geisel)

"Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun." (George Scialabba)

2. Merry mood.

To invent a funny joke you should be in the best mood.

Have you ever think why the majority of tales have happy end? Joy, laugh and happiness attract people.

don't stop when you forget something, but ad-lib; most funny jokes are spontaneous.

tell funny joke in a funny way.
If you say something like "Do you want a piece of rake," when you should have said "piece of cake," thatís funny.

try to be artistic.
Can't tell a joke? Don't worry! Everything will be Ok! One day you will make the funniest joke.
Mimicry and gesticulation increase artistic impression. Let your face, your eyes, your mouth, your hands and your voice play while saying the funny joke. You may imagine yourself an actor or recall the favourite comic actor, that will help you.

don't forget about puns (basically a type of wordplay).
Puns occur when you use the definition of a word in the wrong way, intentionally or not.

have perfect timing for a funny joke.
If the girl pours milk on her shirt, say something funny or make a funny joke about it then, not when you recall it an hour later.

Source: Hapland.com (Happy Land)

 

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